Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.
Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?
A. Shitler
Just had the following conversation at the airport
Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage? Me: It depends, what are you looking for? Security: Drugs Me: Well in that case, no!
Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her.
Got given a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender today. Every time you open the door there are 2 people standing behind it.
Why are black people taller that white people? Because their KNEE GROWS.