Why is it acceptable for Muslim women to wear a hijab but when I go into a bank wearing a Balaclava everyone freaks out?
I have a fear of speed bumps
But i am slowly getting over it
Yo mama is so fat she has to shower at a car-wash.
So much has changed since my girlfriend got pregnant. Like my name, address and telephone number!
I won the lottery last week so decided to get a new home for the homeless guy who lives near my street. It was the box from my new 70″ Plasma TV.
Yo mama is just like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and then she gets laid in a closet.