Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Nov

Discounts Pickup Line

By Don Juan

in Pick Up Lines

+30 -15

Do you like discounts when you go shopping?
Because if you do you should come to my house, clothing is 100% off.

Oct

During Sex

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+51 -36

Four words men hate during sex.
“Is it in yet!”

Four words women hate during sex.
“Hey honey I’m home!”

Mar

Hospital

By The Judge

in General Jokes

+46 -31

The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs.
Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion?
Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.

Jul

Invisibility Cloak

By Sammy

in Surreal Jokes

+26 -11

Just invented an invisibility cloak. Everything you cover becomes invisible.
Unfortunately you can still see the cloak itself so further work is needed.

Aug

Thesaurus

By Wayne

in General Jokes

+24 -9

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Jun

Watching TV

By Nigel Grocock

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+28 -13

The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.

Me: How many men have you had in total?
Wife: Are sure you want to know?
Me: Yeh, go on.
Wife: 7.
Me (after a pause): so I was number 7.
Wife: no, you were number 2.