The Best Funny Wife Jokes

The following conversation took place while on holiday.

Husband: Do you want to have sex?
Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember?
Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet.
Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.

Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.

Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.

Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.