The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Going out

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My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.

A Cold Rain

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Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.
Maybe I should let her in.

Car

in Relationship Jokes
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Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.

Bottle Top

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Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.

Like Best

in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.

Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

Lion

in Sports Jokes
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A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.