The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Ex-Wife

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I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.

Paris

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Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.

Wife Apology

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My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

Smell

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Honey, can you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Exactly I can’t either so get in the kitchen and start cooking.

Car

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Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.

Going out

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My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.