The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Sep

By Sam

+11 -8

Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.

Dec

By dave

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -11

Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?

A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.

Dec

By George

in Relationship Jokes

+13 -10

Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?

A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.

Jan

By TerryT

in General Jokes

+23 -20

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.

May

By Sammy

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -9

Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

Sep

By Thom

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -8

My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.