The Best Funny Wife Jokes

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.

What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.

After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.

Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck