31Aug Vaccine By BillyG in Racist Jokes Tags: Black Jokes, Virus jokes +76 -35 Just invented a vaccine that can save 3 million Africans per year. It’s called FOOD.
01Apr Weighing Scale By Stevo in General Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +86 -45 Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said: “Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.
29Apr Weight By SteveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +41 -15 Just had the following conversation with my wife. Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown. Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
30Jan Double Jab Mask By PissyR in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +45 -23 When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.
28Jul Covid Joke By Dave in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +41 -24 I’d tell you a Covid joke but there’s a 99.696% chance you won’t get it.
11Mar Survived By Dave in Political Jokes Tags: Virus jokes +46 -29 Shit I’ve survived: Mad Cow Disease ✓ HIV Aids ✓ Sars ✓ Bird Flu ✓ Swine Flu ✓ Ebola ✓ Coronavirus (pending)