The Best Funny Black Jokes

Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

Whats white on top and black underneath?
Society.

Whats Black on top and white underneath?
Rape.

Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.
His brother with your iPhone.

Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy?
A a park bench can support a family of four.

Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common?
A. They both need chains to work.