Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Ruined Friday

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Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

Letter W

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Why is the letter W called double-u and not double-V? 

Airline Pilot

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Lost my job as an airline pilot last week… Apparently all roads don’t lead to Rome.

Egg Fun

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Q. What do eggs do for fun?
A. Karayoke

Trousers

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Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.

Estate Agents

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Can’t believe what fascists estate agents are. I put my house up for rent the other day and they said it only had 2 bedrooms when it actually has 5 bedrooms. If I want to put a bed in my kitchen, living room and hallway it’s none of their business.