Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Had a really intense acid trip the other day. For 2 hours all I could see were beams of white light and all I could hear were car horns and people shouting.

How come everyone loves it when when a magician makes stuff disappear but when an airline pilot does it everyone freaks out?

I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”

I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.

I woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.

After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…

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