19Mar Disappear By Dave in Surreal Jokes +19 -17 How come everyone loves it when when a magician makes stuff disappear but when an airline pilot does it everyone freaks out?
06Apr Hangover By PeteA in Surreal Jokes +15 -13 After waking up with a hangover this morning I’ve realized drinking is never the answer… But it can help you to forget the question.
07Mar Dead Leg By Chris in Surreal Jokes +14 -13 I woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.
24Sep Myself By SteveA in Surreal Jokes +20 -19 I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”
18Mar Cooking By Dave in Surreal Jokes +20 -19 I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.
29Jul Adopt Baby By Vic in Surreal Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -15 Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.