Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Social Network Writing

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#People #Who #Write #Messages #Like #This #Are #Really #F*cking #Annoying #, #Please #Stop #! #!

New Years Resolution

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After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…

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Being Lonely

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Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing frisbee.

Dragon

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Once I saved a girl from a fire-breathing dragon and all she could say was “You need to fix your drug problem”.

Blue Ray

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I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.

Ruined Friday

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Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.