01Jul Crazy Statistic By sy in Surreal Jokes +49 -45 Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile. I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.
08Nov Surreal Answer By subidai in Surreal Jokes +26 -22 A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”
03Mar Garage By Steve in Surreal Jokes +27 -23 I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
05Mar Work Accident By Chris in Surreal Jokes +20 -17 Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.
15Nov Graffiti Artist By Dave in Surreal Jokes +11 -8 Q. What do you call a graffiti artist who‘s impotent? A. Blanksy.
29Apr Heads By Freddy in Surreal Jokes +23 -20 Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari? A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.