Best Funny Surreal Jokes

Funny collection of surreal jokes that will bend your perception of reality.

Crazy Statistic

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Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile.

I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.

Surreal Answer

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A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”

Garage

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I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Work Accident

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Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.

Graffiti Artist

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Q. What do you call a graffiti artist who‘s impotent?
A. Blanksy.

Heads

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Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari?
A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.