Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
29
Jun

Clothes

By Bob
in Pick Up Lines
+35 -27

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

26
May

Baker Pickup Line

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+37 -29

Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

14
Apr

French Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -17

Bonjour Madam, Are you a tower??? Because Eiffel for you!

20
Nov

Scientists Pick Up Line

By D
in Pick Up Lines
+63 -56

Me: Do you here what scientists are saying?
Her: No what.
Me: That there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

23
Feb

Roller-coaster

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+42 -36

My love is like a roller-coaster, it’s got a weight restriction.

27
Aug

Heaven Pickup Line

By Don juan
in Pick Up Lines
+43 -37

Did you fall from heaven?
… Because you remind me of Satan.

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