Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
02
Mar

Boobs Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -33

Is it hot in here or are you boobs just really huge?

11
Jun

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -26

Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

17
Oct

Fred Flintstone Chat-Up Line

By Bambam
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -41

Hi babe, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

09
Aug

Onions Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Your face makes onions cry.

24
May

Palestinian Pickup Line

By BennyN
in Pick Up Lines
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+2 -21

Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

17
Sep

Best Before Chat up Line

By PeteG
in Pick Up Lines
+10 -30

Hi babe fancy coming over to my place? I’ve got a load of condoms that are approaching their ‘best before’ date and I need to use them up.

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