Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
17
Jul

Alzheimers Chat up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -36

Hi how’s it going? I’ve got Alzheimer’s… Are you my girlfriend?

31
Jul

Gasoline Prices Pick Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -27

Are you gasoline prices?
Because I love it when you go down.

19
Aug

Story Pickup Line

By Don juan
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -29

Once upon a time there was a c*nt.
It was you.
The end.

09
Jul

Necklace

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+8 -26

Would you like a free pearl necklace?

24
May

Palestinian Pickup Line

By BennyN
in Pick Up Lines
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+2 -21

Are you the Palestinian territories because I want to go deep inside you and colonize.

03
Dec

FedeX Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -37

Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.

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