Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Really Attractive

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Wow you’re really attractive, I bet if you went missing the police would spend ages looking for you.

Great Ass Chatup line

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You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.

Bald Man Chat-Up Line

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Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

Bread Pick-up Line

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Hi cutie, you’re so hot I bet when you eat bread toast comes out of your ass.

Number Chat-up Line

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Me: Can I have your number?
Girl: No go away!!
Me: Why are you so angry? Is it because of your haircut?

Posh Pickup Line

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I’ll get your coat, you’ve pulled a gentleman.