Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Shoelace

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Hi, I think your shoelace is untied! (quickly position yourself behind)

Nice Milksacks

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Nice Milksacks… You’re plastic surgeon should be given an award.

Fish Pick-Up Line

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I like the smell of fish. *Silently stare at women for 20 seconds after saying this*

Hot Chat-up Line

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Are you a pot of chilli powder because you’ve got hot written all over you?

Orphanage pick up line

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Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

Eggs Pickup Line

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How do you like your eggs in the morning because if it’s fertilized then I’m your man.