Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
09
Mar

Vitamins Pick-Up Line

By DaveB
in Pick Up Lines
+19 -34

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

05
Jun

Toothpaste

By chris
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -21

My advice to you is strong deodorant and smokers toothpaste.

18
Feb

Clothes Pick-Up Line

By FrankP
in Pick Up Lines
+33 -48

Hi I need your help. I’m really allergic to your clothes, please can you take them off.

04
Mar

Banana PickUp Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -36

Guy: Would you suck dick for a ripe banana?
Girl: No
Guy: What would you suck dick for?
Girl: Nothing
Guy: So, you suck dick for nothing?

30
May

Hair

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -27

I like your hair, let’s go f*ck.

11
Oct

Prison

By Pete
in Pick Up Lines
+9 -25

Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.

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