Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.

Nipples Pick-up Line

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Hi, can you please tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes .

Heart Pickup Line

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Hi… Don’t worry… I’m not staring at your boobs… I’m staring at your heart.

Wipe Your Bum Chat-Up Line

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Man: What hand do you wipe your bum with?
Woman: Right hand.
Man: Oh really, I use toilet paper.

Water Pick-up line

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Hey baby, did you know that your body is make up of 90% water and I’m feeling thirsty tonight.

Big Deal Pick-Up Line

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Hi pleased to meet you. You might already know me. I’m kind of a big deal. I used to be the world’s youngest person.

Astronaught

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I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.