Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
02
May

Homeless Horse

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Are you a homeless horse.. Because you look unstable.

09
Oct

Lumberjack Chat Up Line

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+12 -18

Is your dad a lumberjack because you give me wood.

24
May

Subway Pickup Line

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Do you work for Subway because you just gave me a footlong.

30
Oct

Watermelon Seed

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

12
Dec

Just Fart Chat-up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+21 -27

Did you just fart? Because you’re blowing me away.

05
Dec

Jingle Bells Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+37 -44

Hi, is your name Jingle Bells? Because I think we could go all the way.

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