Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
01
Aug

Out Of Your League

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+11 -16

Just because I’m out of your league doesn’t mean that you should feel intimidated and pretend to ignore me.

23
Jan

Your Dad Chatup Line

By Jimbo
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -23

Is your dad retarded because I think you’re really special?

05
Sep

Little Friend

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -21

Say hello to my little friend! (Pick up a midget while introducing yourself)

21
Dec

Saved Girl

By John
in Pick Up Lines
+19 -24

Last week I saved a girl from being attacked… I changed my mind.

08
Apr

Vampire Working

By hannah wigg
in Pick Up Lines
+19 -24

Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break

30
Oct

Watermelon Seed

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

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