Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny pick up lines that are guaranteed to bring you success with the ladies every time.
03
Jun

Blow PickUp Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+30 -30

Man: I want a blow job!
Woman: That’s not very romantic!
Man: Ok, I want a blow job next to a candle!!

09
Nov

Recovering Chat-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+23 -24

I don’t suppose i could sit here for a while (point to seat next to her)? I’m just recovering from an operation at the moment. I had a penis reduction, its now only 12 inches long.

17
Jan

Raisins

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+24 -25

Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

23
Mar

Phone Charger Pickup

By Daws
in Pick Up Lines
+31 -32

Hi are you a phone charger?? Because I would die without you.

18
Dec

Mistletoe Chat-up Line

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+26 -29

Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?

04
Dec

Small Is Cute

By Simone
in Pick Up Lines
+22 -25

Man: Do you think small things are cute?
Woman: Yes
Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.

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