Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Flowers

in General Jokes
+9 -34

I’d just like to thank all those people who have taken the time to put beautiful flowers by the side of the road. It really brightens up my drive to work.

Nine to Five

in General Jokes
+21 -46

Really hate my nine to five job. Starting work at 4:51 is ridiculous

French Restaurant

in General Jokes
+10 -35

I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.

Dentist

in Animal Jokes, General Jokes
+9 -34

The following conversation took place at a dentists.

Dentist: Say Ahhh!!
Patient: Why?
Dentist: My cat died earlier this morning.

Restaurant

in General Jokes
+18 -44

Just had the following conversation after going to a restaurant.

Me: Hi I’m vegan, what can I get?
Waiter: Fucked!

Compassion

in General Jokes
+12 -38

Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.