22Jul Motto By Dave in General Jokes +14 -17 My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
16Aug Movie By Mega in General Jokes +15 -18 Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released? It seems to be taking ages to come out.
01Aug Crime By kabelo dambe in General Jokes +14 -17 If crime doesn’t pay then does that mean my job is crime?
14Aug Doctors By Rodney in General Jokes +27 -30 Went to the doctors today and he told me that I was too fat. I told him I wanted a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was ugly as well.
30Jun Register By Dave11 in General Jokes +13 -16 Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?
22Jan Research By Dave in General Jokes +21 -24 Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.