Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Motto

in General Jokes
+14 -17

My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.

Movie

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+15 -18

Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?

It seems to be taking ages to come out.

Crime

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+14 -17

If crime doesn’t pay then does that mean my job is crime?

Doctors

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+27 -30

Went to the doctors today and he told me that I was too fat. I told him I wanted a 2nd opinion and then he told me I was ugly as well.

Register

in General Jokes
+13 -16

Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?

Research

in General Jokes
+21 -24

Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.