Best Funny General Jokes

Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

May Yammow finds it difficult to introduce herself when holidaying in Spain.

The following conversation took place between a boss and his employee.

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes!!
Boss: That’s good, because after you left early yesterday for your grandmother’s funeral she came into the office to see you.

3 reasons why too much beer can turn a man into a woman.
1. Gives you manboobs.
2. Makes you talk nonsense.
3. Reduces your driving skills.

An ironing board is just a surfboard that gave up on its dreams and got a real job.

Was having a lovely sleep earlier today and some c*nt decided to bounce off my windshield.