Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Alarm Clock

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Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.

Little Kid

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Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.

Barging Holiday

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+3 -4

Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.

Orphans

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+18 -19

Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

Spanish Holiday

in General Jokes
+5 -6

May Yammow finds it difficult to introduce herself when holidaying in Spain.