Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Advice

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I’ve decided to take my psychiatrist’s advice and live each day as if its my last day on Earth. So far today I’ve spent $20’000 on my credit card and I told my boss to go f*ck himself.

Opinions

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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and some stink!

Drink

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After having a problem with alcohol I’ve now decided I’m only going to drink on days beginning with the letter T… Tuesday. Thursday, today, tomorrow Taturday and Sunday.

Women Studies

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My friend has recently decided to take ‘Women Studies’ at college…
At first I thought it was sexist that the college only offered ‘Women studies’ but then I realised that ‘Men Studies’ is actually called History.

Apple Store

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Q. Why did Bill Gates produce a smelly fart in the Apple store?
A. Because they didn’t have Windows.

Money

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Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet-ski. Once you’re riding the jet-ski it’s actually impossible to be sad.