I’ve decided to take my psychiatrist’s advice and live each day as if its my last day on Earth. So far today I’ve spent $20’000 on my credit card and I told my boss to go f*ck himself.
After having a problem with alcohol I’ve now decided I’m only going to drink on days beginning with the letter T… Tuesday. Thursday, today, tomorrow Taturday and Sunday.
My friend has recently decided to take ‘Women Studies’ at college…
At first I thought it was sexist that the college only offered ‘Women studies’ but then I realised that ‘Men Studies’ is actually called History.