Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
Failed a drug test today at school. I scored an E.
Q. How do you milk sheep?
A. With iPhone accessories.
Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.
I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.
Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?