31Dec New Years Resolution By ScottM in General Jokes +35 -33 I asked a girl at the gym today what her New Years Resolution is and she said “F*ck you!”. Looks like 2017 is going to be a good year.
02Sep Fridge By Daws in General Jokes +15 -13 Just got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
04Jul Being a doctor By Tyler in General Jokes +16 -14 ive always wanted to be a doctor but ive never had the patience…
04Feb Supermarket By Sarah in General Jokes +26 -25 Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.
18Apr Dwarves By SnowW in General Jokes +14 -13 Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.