Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Drug Test

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Failed a drug test today at school. I scored an E.

Milk Sheep

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Q. How do you milk sheep?
A. With iPhone accessories.

Wake-Up Call

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Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.

Newborn Baby

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I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.


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Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.