Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Stay Safe

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The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. That’s why I try and stay safe by eating 2 cakes per day.

Last Words

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+12 -25

I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words “That bus is going quite fast.”

Bank

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+4 -17

Just went to the bank to pay some bills and they made me prove my identity. What’s the point in that? Is it common for strangers to pay bills and if so why is the bank stopping them?

Drinking

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+18 -31

I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.

Grand Theft Auto

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+21 -35

I can’t wait till the app ‘Grand Theft Auto Go’ comes out.

Clear Your Debts

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+14 -28

Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com