Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

New Years Resolution

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I asked a girl at the gym today what her New Years Resolution is and she said “F*ck you!”. Looks like 2017 is going to be a good year.

Fridge

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Just got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

Being a doctor

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ive always wanted to be a doctor but ive never had the patience…

America

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What do you call a bee in America? a USB!

Supermarket

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Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.

Dwarves

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Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.