Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Can’t Remember

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember why you went upstairs or who owns the house you’re or why a police man is shouting at you.

Restaurants

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Q. Why are restaurants better than hospitals for treating sick people?
A. Because thyme is a great healer.

Maths

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Do you struggle with maths at school?? Just go to www.McDonalds.com/careers.

Funeral

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If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.

Barbers

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Went to the barbers today and had a no. 2. At first it just seemed like a fart but I ended up following through.

Baby Ghost

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Just had a really big scare while walking home. Thought I saw a dead baby ghost in the middle of the road but turns out it was just a handkerchief.