Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Interview Question

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Just failed my job interview after the following question:

Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: I normally do it verbally using words but on this occasion I’ve actually prepared a dance.

Pirate

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What do you call a pirate without a ship?
A creative homeless guy.

Pot Smokers

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Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.

Women

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2 women sitting at a table quietly.

Princess

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My girlfriend keeps telling me to treat her like a princess so today I got her some expensive jewelry and then I decided to have her father executed for treason.

Teeth Whitening

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Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.