14Apr Cemetery By Paul in General Jokes +9 -9 Just quit my job at the cemetery … It was a dead-end job.
28Dec Tourettes By Dave in General Jokes +11 -11 I used to think my dad suffered from tourettes but it turns out he just thinks I’m a c*nt.
12Sep Funerals By SteveB in General Jokes +25 -25 I hate it when funerals are at 9am. I’m not a mourning person.
07May Butter By Lieem in General Jokes +22 -22 Did you hear the joke about the butter? I’m not going to spread it.
13Jan Sad By Mitch in General Jokes +15 -15 When you’re sad remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 5 muscles to shoot a sniper riffle.
12Jan Money By Sam in General Jokes +9 -9 Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet-ski. Once you’re riding the jet-ski it’s actually impossible to be sad.