Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Science

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Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry

Drug Test

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Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.

Outer Space?

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Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

Accordion

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What is it about playing the accordion that makes people become homeless?

Positive Thinking

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Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.

Day

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Why does a day have 24 hours?
Because this is the point scientists get bored of counting and they called it a day.