Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Job Interview

in General Jokes
+23 -21

The following conversation took place in a job interview.

Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria?
Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.

Comfortable

in General Jokes
+17 -15

I always sleep naked.. It’s a lot more comfortable.
The stewardess on my flight can f*ck off if she thinks I’m putting my clothes back on.

Cyberbullying

in General Jokes
+7 -5

I’m quite fat and have been getting a lot of cyberbullying recently on facebook. Parents can be really cruel sometimes.

Netflix

in General Jokes
+8 -6

Some people say Netflix is too expensive but I’m currently paying $100,000 per year to stay at home and watch videos from my college.

Chinese Takeaway

in General Jokes
+18 -16

Chinese takeaway – £15
Delivery charge – £1
Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.

Science

in General Jokes
+18 -16

Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry