Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Apr

Swimming Pool

By Dave

in General Jokes

+26 -17

Had a piss in my local swimming pool earlier this morning. Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell off the diving board.

Jan

Pie

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+16 -7

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.

Jan

Wine diet

By Sav

in General Jokes

+22 -13

Started the new ‘wine diet’ last week… It’s amazing! I’ve lost 3 days already!

May

Strain

By The Judge

in General Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

May

Tourettes syndrome

By Louis

in General Jokes

+23 -14

I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.

Dec

Apple Apps

By Tom

in General Jokes

+20 -11

Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.