Best Funny General Jokes

A new scientific study has found that Americans are the fattest group of people on the planet. Chasing the ‘American Dream’ does not count as exercise America.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Grandad . .
Shiiit, stop the funeral!

I’ve just Wrote a really awesome song about fajitas… Well it’s more of a wrap really.

Someone really close to me died yesterday. Luckily the train wasn’t very busy so I just moved seats.

Did you hear about the new mummy they’ve discovered in Egypt? It was covered in nuts and chocolate.

They think his name was Pharaoh Rocher.

There’s nothing worse than waking up next to someone after a night out drinking and not remembering who they are, how you met them or why they are dead.