1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp.
2. Never make comments about her nipples being weird.
3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.
A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
The following conversation took place between a 10 yr old boy and his dad.
Boy: I’ve had sex with my teacher today!
Dad: Way to go son, I’m gonna get you that bike you wanted!
Boy: No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will really hurt my ass.