14Apr Text Message By Stee in Dirty Jokes +17 -23 Really hate auto-correct. The other day I sent my friend a text message saying “Do you want to wank with me along the river?” Really embarrassing… I meant to say ‘canal’.
22May Chinese Girlfriend By Paul in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes Tags: Chinese Jokes +92 -98 Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.
26Jul 3-some By Dave in Dirty Jokes +16 -22 Organised a 3-some last night. There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.
18Oct Served in McDonalds By Dave in Dirty Jokes +17 -23 Got served in McDonalds earlier today by a really attractive girl. She asked me “I can make it large for you for 30p extra if you like?”. I replied “You already have, how bout you come into the toilets and finish me off for an extra £2?”.
06Jul Free By Stevo in Dirty Jokes +18 -24 People say the best things in life are free but those people have clearly never had sex.
20Feb Tuna By Yeffer in Dirty Jokes +24 -30 I haven’t had sex in so long, the other day I opened up a can of tuna and got a hard on.