19Apr Gods gifts By Russ in Dirty Jokes +32 -37 Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!
03Mar Conversation Between Boobs By David Ruiz in Dirty Jokes +6 -11 Left boob: “Whacha doing?” Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”
06Apr Escort By Dare I in Dirty Jokes +6 -11 Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.
18Oct Served in McDonalds By Dave in Dirty Jokes +17 -23 Got served in McDonalds earlier today by a really attractive girl. She asked me “I can make it large for you for 30p extra if you like?”. I replied “You already have, how bout you come into the toilets and finish me off for an extra £2?”.
06Jul Free By Stevo in Dirty Jokes +18 -24 People say the best things in life are free but those people have clearly never had sex.
31Mar Womans Mouth By Albert in Dirty Jokes +19 -25 Q. What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth? A. Einstein’s c*ck.