Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Gods gifts

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Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!

Conversation Between Boobs

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Left boob: “Whacha doing?”
Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”

Escort

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Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.

Served in McDonalds

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Got served in McDonalds earlier today by a really attractive girl. She asked me “I can make it large for you for 30p extra if you like?”. I replied “You already have, how bout you come into the toilets and finish me off for an extra £2?”.

Free

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People say the best things in life are free but those people have clearly never had sex.

Womans Mouth

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Q. What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
A. Einstein’s c*ck.