Just poured superglue into a non-stick pan…. Somebody is going to be wrong.
In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82. “Hello”
I used to think drink driving was bad but apparently my local liquor store told me that they only sell alcohol to people with driving licences.
Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die? A. Everywhere
Just found an app that tells you if your friend is retarded. It’s called Facebook.
Fun fact. If humans held hands around the equator of the earth most of them would drown.