If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?
The fear of people to your right is dextrophobia. The fear of having people to your left is anthropophobia. And the fear of having people behind you is homophobia.
Just poured superglue into a non-stick pan…. Somebody is going to be wrong.
In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82. “Hello”
I used to think drink driving was bad but apparently my local liquor store told me that they only sell alcohol to people with driving licences.
Q. Where do Muslim’s go when they die? A. Everywhere