Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Missed Call

By Edwin Gray

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

+33 -46

Yo mama is so stupid, every time she sees missed call on her mobile she searches her contacts for the name MISSED.

Dec

Swimming

By Frank

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+6 -19

Yo mama is so fat last time she went swimming in the sea some Japanese people tried to harpoon her.

Apr

Job Interview Fail

By Danny

in General Jokes

+5 -18

Interviewer: Give me an example of a time you overcame a difficult situation.
Me: I ran out of milk once when making cereal so I came up with the idea of using ice cream.

Jun

Irish Submarine

By Chris

in Racist Jokes

+32 -45

Q. How do you sink an Irish submarine?
A. Knock on the hatch.

Feb

Internet Scams

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+20 -33

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]

Jan

Granddad

By JohhnyB

in Disabled Jokes

+19 -32

We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,

He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.