Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Internet Scams

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+20 -33

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]

Jan

Granddad

By JohhnyB

in Disabled Jokes

+19 -32

We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,

He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

Jun

Nice Milksacks

By Chris

in Pick Up Lines

+8 -21

Nice Milksacks… You’re plastic surgeon should be given an award.

Dec

Attractive Woman

By Dave

in General Jokes

+10 -23

Just been on a date with a really attractive woman. Well it wasn’t really a date, we just had a meal together and watched a film. After a few hours the plane landed and we went our separate ways.

Apr

Sacrifices

By Graham

in General Jokes

+11 -24

When I was growing up my parents made a lot of sacrifices. They were actually devil worshipers.

Jan

Knees

By DavidS

in Dirty Jokes

+44 -57

What do older women have between their knees that younger women don’t?

Their boobs.