2 women sitting at a table quietly.
I think dyslexic people should form an onion.
I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.
Just got some happy news. My parents recently got food poisoning from a restaurant and I’ve finally managed to get a refund for them. That should help towards the funeral expenses.
I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.
Q. What’s the richest cheese in the world?
A. Paris Stilton