Hi my name is Dave, can we just skip to the part where you get undressed?
Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.
What does santa have between his legs?
Ho-Ho-Hoes!
Hi, I think your shoelace is untied! (quickly position yourself behind)
I got thrown out of Barclays Bank today. I was trying to deposit £300,000 in cash but apparantly monopoly money is not a “real currency”!
I used to really hate my beard but then it grew on me.