Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A. None they will just beat the room for being black.
When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.
Man: You know what I really like in a girl? Woman: No what? Man: My c*ck!
Me and my wife met on the net… We were both trapeze artists.
Q. Where do you get the cheapest milk? A. From boobies.
A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.