You know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a dirty website in your address bar.
Q. What’s the difference between a kit-kat and Jordan? A. You can only get four fingers in a kit-kat.
Q. What’s Jordan’s favorite drink? A. 7-up in cider.
3 reasons why women undress themselves in front of men. 1. She really wants your D. 2. You’re in row Z of the friend zone. 3. She hasn’t seen you hiding in the tree.
My car has become known locally as ‘the pussy wagon’. Not because I’m good at getting girls but because I cry a lot when I’m alone.
Ingredients for homemade love pheromone spray. Guaranteed to turn on every women.
Beer (4 cans) Paint thinner (bottle) Ketchup (half-bottle) Cat Urine (bowl) Shoe polish (3 tins) Rotten apples (three) Toilet paper (5 sheets)
How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a blender.