What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a iPhone it turned into an iPad.
I went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies and government control of the media but I couldn’t find anything. Coincidence?
Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.
They say a baby has a brain like a sponge but I prefer to use a mop.
There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up