Who’s the coolest person in a hospital? The ultra sound guy.
Top 3 phrases that men dread to hear.
1. Sorry the bacon has run out. 2. Sorry the beer has run out. 3. Is it in yet?
The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.
‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’
said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6
Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends? A. Because they run out of fingers.
Hi are you a phone charger?? Because I would die without you.
Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.