Can’t believe how much of a sarcasm expert I’ve become recently. People are actually starting to think I’m really polite.
What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?
Clever dick.
The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!
I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.
Punched a doctor this morning after I misheard.
Apparently he told my wife she had ‘acute angina’.
Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?