Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

French Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -17

Bonjour Madam, Are you a tower??? Because Eiffel for you!

Outer Space?

in General Jokes
+38 -31

Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space?
A: E.T. the extra testicle.

Tug It

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -4

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:

“Here, love, I’ll shift gear for you.”

Body Of A God

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+53 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

One In A Million

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -9

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.

Iphone

in Yo Mama Jokes
+33 -26

Yo mama is so stupid that when she had phonesex she had to go to hospital to get her iphone removed.