Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

World Famous

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+69 -63

My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star.

She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.

Accident

in General Jokes
+35 -29

My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.

He’s slowly dealing with it.

Head Injury

in General Jokes
+23 -17

My neighbor recently received an unexplained head injury while in his garden and had to go to hospital. Luckily his house is only a stones throw away from mine and I was able to find him and call for help.

Receptionist

in Dirty Jokes
+54 -48

I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase “Thanks for coming” ?

Sand

in Surreal Jokes
+29 -23

Did they name the white powdery stuff you get at the beach ‘sand’ because it’s between the sea and the land?

Evil Plan

in General Jokes
+22 -16

Until recently I used to think all my work colleagues were hatching some sort of evil plan against me but then I discovered they’re actually using alcohol hand gel.